{"id":233,"date":"2018-07-17T18:39:34","date_gmt":"2018-07-17T18:39:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dwsaudio.darrickwood.co.uk\/?p=233"},"modified":"2018-07-17T18:39:34","modified_gmt":"2018-07-17T18:39:34","slug":"april-and-beth-sounds-like-vomit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dwsaudio.darrickwood.co.uk\/?p=233","title":{"rendered":"April and Beth: Sounds Like Vomit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dwsaudio.darrickwood.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Garden-centre.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-234 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/dwsaudio.darrickwood.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Garden-centre-300x219.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"219\" \/><\/a>Self appointed fashion expert April, and her mate Beth, are not happy. Scouring her English book for words that look like they sound, Beth can&#8217;t find the onomatopoeia. Meanwhile, April has a problem with a dress that looks like a garden centre&#8230;<\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-233-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/dwsaudio.darrickwood.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Sounds-Like-Vomit-v1.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/dwsaudio.darrickwood.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Sounds-Like-Vomit-v1.mp3\">https:\/\/dwsaudio.darrickwood.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Sounds-Like-Vomit-v1.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">April\u2026Eloise Thody<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">Beth\u2026Rebecca Greenwood<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>April and Beth will return!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Self appointed fashion expert April, and her mate Beth, are not happy. Scouring her English book for words that look like they sound, Beth can&#8217;t find the onomatopoeia. Meanwhile, April has a problem with a dress that looks like a garden centre&#8230; April\u2026Eloise Thody Beth\u2026Rebecca Greenwood April and Beth will return! &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwsaudio.darrickwood.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwsaudio.darrickwood.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwsaudio.darrickwood.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwsaudio.darrickwood.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwsaudio.darrickwood.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=233"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dwsaudio.darrickwood.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwsaudio.darrickwood.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwsaudio.darrickwood.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwsaudio.darrickwood.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}